I just found this ad in a comic book from 1982 (specifically, The Flash #310). If there’s anything that better encapsulates the 1980s, I’d sure like to see it…
Startup Beatdown #3 — A Steaming Pile of Goo
I put the 3rd chapter of my true-life Startup Beatdown series up today.
In this exciting chapter, I learn more about what the children’s entertainment company I just started work for does — lawsuits.
The page can be found on the menu screen at the top of the page and right here.
Like my Joe comic, new chapters will appear every week (it’s looking like every Friday).
Enjoy!
Half the Battle #4 — Shipwreck’s Answer
Half the Battle #4 is up! In this strip: When Shipwreck can’t join ’em, he decides to beat ’em with his own GI Joe sub-group! Will it blow up in his face? Click and read on!
This and other Half the Battle comics can be seen on the HALF THE BATTLE page.
Now you know…
Startup Beatdown #2 — The Next Jeffrey Dahmer
The second chapter of The Startup Beatdown is up for your perusal/pity. Recently, I actually found the email that I wrote to my boss/chief tormentor, so I’ve included it in the chapter. In other words, this chapter has NEW, NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE content.
Anyway, in this chapter, unbeknownst to me, everyone at work thinks I’m a rapist…
The page can be found on the menu screen at the top of the page and right here.
Like my Joe comic, new chapters will appear every week.
Enjoy!
Half the Battle #3 — Shipwreck Shaves
Half the Battle #3 is up! In this strip: Will Shipwreck adulterate who he is to fit in with the popular crowd? Yes. Will it work? Find out!
This and other Half the Battle comics can be seen on the HALF THE BATTLE page.
Now you know…
Start-Up Beatdown Page is Up!
In order to further sabotage my career as a freelancer, I’ve decided to post the book I wrote (and continue to write) about my true-life work experiences at a start-up children’s ‘edutainment’ company.
The page can be found on the menu screen at the top of the page and right here.
Like my Joe comic, new chapters will appear every week.
Enjoy!
Half the Battle #2 — Welcome to the Moustache Squad!
My second GI Joe comic is up! Get ready to meet GI Joe’s manliest sub-group of all time!
This and other Half the Battle comics can be seen on the HALF THE BATTLE page.
Now you know…
My Top 10 Favoritest Cereals!
My Top 10 Favorite Cereals!
It’s time this website got serious, and I can think of no more serious a topic than listing my top 10 favorite cereals (in all honesty, I really can’t … Does this make me a bad person?) From the ridiculously sugary to the moderately sugary — from the kind that crackles and pops in your milk to the kind that stays crunchy in your stomach acid — I present to you my top ten cereals. I’d like you all to keep in mind that this is only a list of current cereals. This isn’t a nostalgic trip down memory lane, it is about helping hungry boys and girls in Africa and around the world who don’t know what cereal to eat. So, with fake humility, I present my list of favorite cereals:
Genie Pimp
Just a quick update: I decided to put up another of my student films, “Genie Pimp” on the movie page. It’s not very good, but what it lacks in quality, it more than makes up for in gigantic hair…
Turn Down the Lights — The Movies Page Is Up
As a privileged, East Coast, liberal dandy who’s never known the value of hard work, I have a lot of down time. Making movies is one of the ways I fill the hole in my life that should go to Jesus…