I just found this ad in a com­ic book from 1982 (specif­i­cal­ly, The Flash #310).  If there’s any­thing that bet­ter encap­su­lates the 1980s, I’d sure like to see it…

Cube Lube, circa 1982

Keep it greasy…

Doggie Poo

I put the 3rd chap­ter of my true-life Start­up Beat­down series up today.

In this excit­ing chap­ter, I learn more about what the children’s enter­tain­ment com­pa­ny I just start­ed work for does — law­suits.

The page can be found on the menu screen at the top of the page and right here.

Like my Joe com­ic, new chap­ters will appear every week (it’s look­ing like every Fri­day).

Enjoy!

 

Half the Bat­tle #4 is up!  In this strip: When Ship­wreck can’t join ‘em, he decides to beat ‘em with his own GI Joe sub-group!  Will it blow up in his face?  Click and read on!

Shipwreck Starts His Own Sub-Group - The Beard Squad

This and oth­er Half the Bat­tle comics can be seen on the HALF THE BATTLE page.

Now you know…

The sec­ond chap­ter of The Start­up Beat­down is up for your perusal/pity.  Recent­ly, I actu­al­ly found the email that I wrote to my boss/chief tor­men­tor, so I’ve includ­ed it in the chap­ter.  In oth­er words, this chap­ter has NEW, NEVER-SEEN-BEFORE con­tent.

Any­way, in this chap­ter, unbe­knownst to me, every­one at work thinks I’m a rapist…

The page can be found on the menu screen at the top of the page and right here.

Like my Joe com­ic, new chap­ters will appear every week.

Enjoy!

Jeffrey Dahmer Cartoon - Phil Selby

Half the Bat­tle #3 is up!  In this strip: Will Ship­wreck adul­ter­ate who he is to fit in with the pop­u­lar crowd?  Yes.  Will it work?  Find out!

Half the Battle #3 - Shipwreck Shaves

This and oth­er Half the Bat­tle comics can be seen on the HALF THE BATTLE page.

Now you know…

In order to fur­ther sab­o­tage my career as a free­lancer, I’ve decid­ed to post the book I wrote (and con­tin­ue to write) about my true-life work expe­ri­ences at a start-up children’s ‘edu­tain­ment’ com­pa­ny.

The page can be found on the menu screen at the top of the page and right here.

Like my Joe com­ic, new chap­ters will appear every week.

Enjoy!

 

World's Worst Jobs

My sec­ond GI Joe com­ic is up!  Get ready to meet GI Joe’s man­li­est sub-group of all time!

HTB #2 - Introducing the Moustache Squad

This and oth­er Half the Bat­tle comics can be seen on the HALF THE BATTLE page.

Now you know…

My Top 10 Favorite Cereals!

It’s time this web­site got seri­ous, and I can think of no more seri­ous a top­ic than list­ing my top 10 favorite cere­als (in all hon­esty, I real­ly can’t … Does this make me a bad per­son?) From the ridicu­lous­ly sug­ary to the mod­er­ate­ly sug­ary — from the kind that crack­les and pops in your milk to the kind that stays crunchy in your stom­ach acid — I present to you my top ten cere­als. I’d like you all to keep in mind that this is only a list of cur­rent cere­als. This isn’t a nos­tal­gic trip down mem­o­ry lane, it is about help­ing hun­gry boys and girls in Africa and around the world who don’t know what cere­al to eat. So, with fake humil­i­ty, I present my list of favorite cere­als:

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Just a quick update: I decid­ed to put up anoth­er of my stu­dent films, “Genie Pimp” on the movie page.  It’s not very good, but what it lacks in qual­i­ty, it more than makes up for in gigan­tic hair…

02. January 2012 · 1 comment · Categories: Movies · Tags:

As a priv­i­leged, East Coast, lib­er­al dandy who’s nev­er known the val­ue of hard work, I have a lot of down time.  Mak­ing movies is one of the ways I fill the hole in my life that should go to Jesus…